Tonight, I am sitting on the couch watching YouTube videos with The Boyfriend and we start to joke around. He tickles me and I jokingly yell out for Lucas- "Rescue me, Lucas! Be my hero!"
[Background Info: Lucas is really into being a hero and saving people. He loves to pretend to play fireman and police man]
Me: "LUCAAASSS! RESCUUUEEEE MEEEEEE!!!"
Lucas: "No. Not today. I am busy, Mommy"
Me: "WHAT?? I need you to be my hero!"
Lucas: *sighs* "I said NOT TODAY, Mommmy. I am too busy!"
Boyfriend: "Lucas, will you rescue ME?"
Lucas: "Ummm... No."
Later on tonight, he is getting ready for bed and we decide to pull a Halloween prank on him. Lucas hates the vacuum- as in petrified. Screaming, holy terror, psychotically scared. I would post a video, but I don't want to leave anything open to the trolls who may find this page. Anyway.. The Boyfriend gets a genius idea when Lucas starts being defiant before bed that we should push the vacuum in his room and scare him. So, like the top notch parents we are, I get the iPhone video camera ready and The Boyfriend turns the vacuum on and runs into the room full speed while dancing with the vacuum in his hands. Lucas FLIPPED HIS LID. And we got it all on video- JACKPOT!
Lucas: "NOOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT!!! NO VACUUM! PUT IT AWAAAYYYY!"
After he's calmed down, this is what he says:
Lucas: "I said NO vacuum. I said put it away. I told you guys to stop it. Cut it out! It NOT funny!"
I'd like to go ahead and thank the academy for the Parent of the Year Award... ;)
(Throwback Thursday- Lucas at a year old!)
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